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Come up to the top of Halkyn Mountain and join us as we drink in the atmosphere of the house of ale repute
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and on cask ale too for CAMRA members
The multi-award winning Blue Bell Inn, Halkyn.
Cheese & Pickled Night - 8:30pm Saturday 22nd April 2017! PDF Print E-mail
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The more variety of cheese the better!Camra's Cider SiteWe're having a Cheese and Pickled night, lots of cheese, a great night, lovely atmosphere and good fun to kick off our October Cider Festival! Bring along a piece of cheese as your ticket to feast on many others, last time we had 30 different cheeses with - amazingly- only one duplicate.  Our next is on Saturday 22nd April 2017!

Cheese Nights: We generally start at 8:30pm on a Saturday Night once a quarter to enjoy each other's company and of course, some cheese and pate. Bring along a piece of cheese, fruit cake, pate, pickle, etc, to add to all the others (our record is a little over 50 varieties of cheese) and you can enjoy them with your tipple of choice.

Be adventurous with your cheese / pate selection as there will be plenty to try if you don't like what you've bought with you. We will provide plenty of crackers, water biscuits, rice cakes and butter. We've also had folks bring in cake (cheese & fruit cake is lovely), home-made pate, cheese cake and other exotic fare to add to the fun.

Do check out famous Beer Writer of the Year Pete Brown and what he had to say about us here.


Any cheeses you like - cow, sheep, goats, etcDuring previous nights we've enjoyed as many as 50 varieties of cheese, these were all washed down with real ales, ciders, perrys, wonderful wines and a good time was had by all.

 

 
His & Hers... PDF Print E-mail
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 Hers...

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:

'I don't think so sunshine!'.

His...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.  God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.  One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.  The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.  Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.  Learn from him!  Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

 
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