Toast - Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one! --Old Irish toast

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Songs you wouldn't play on hospital radio... PDF Print E-mail

We are starting a new series.  Each week in the large blackboard in the main bar we'll build a list together. 

This weeks list is: Songs you wouldn't play on hospital radio...

  • Knocking on heaven's door
  • I will survive
  • Staying alive
  • St James' Infirmary blues
  • Mac the knife
  • Needles and pins
  • Total eclipse of the heart
  • Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise
  • That'll be the day, when I die
  • Take my breath away
  • Air that I breath
  • Spirit in the sky (Dr & the Medics)
  • I've been mistreated
  • Die young
  • Don't leave me this way
  • Stairway to heaven
  • 3 steps to heaven
  • Live and let die
  • Achy breaky heart
  • Don't go breaking my heart
  • Highway to hell
  • View to a kill
  • Them bones, them bones
  • When I'm dead and gone
  • Suicide is painless
  • From here to eternity
  • 1st cut is the deepest

From Jokers Corner.

If you have any good clean jokes or more songs to add you can do so by adding an account to submit comments, web links or your own joke or news items and events, or pop down to the Blue Bell Inn, Halkyn to share them, enjoy great company and have a good time.


His & Hers... PDF Print E-mail


Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:

'I don't think so sunshine!'.


Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.  God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.  One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.  The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.  Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.  Learn from him!  Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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The boozers lexicon of cheers or words to that effect! PDF Print E-mail


We thought we would bring the internet community together for Local Pubs Week which runs again this year.

Have you ever wondered how a Zulu would say cheers (it's oggy wawa) or the same in Azerbaihjan (afiyæt oslun)?

After an extensive search across the internet we can bring you the boozers lexicon of cheers or words to that effect!

Click on a letter and it'll take you to the first entry begining with that letter or press READ MORE to have a browse: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

If you have any you can add then do so by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or adding an account (we don't like spam either so your email address will be safe with us) to submit comments, web links or your own joke or news items and events, or pop down to the Blue Bell Inn, Halkyn to share them, enjoy great company and have a good time.

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